Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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