Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Good job, son.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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