Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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men's rights activists

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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