- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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