- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Adam Chebali is awesome

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

so...um, yeah

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