- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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