- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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