A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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