- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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