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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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