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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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