- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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