- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

jd and zach loves vigina

batman farted so hes retarded

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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