Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Communism hehe xd

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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