why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Albino African Americans

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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