- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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