Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A man did not like this site

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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