Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

My jeans

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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