- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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