- Anti Joke

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado