Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

God is real.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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