How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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