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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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