- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

hers a joke... japanese people

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

your life

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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