Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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My spelling is horrible

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Balls

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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