- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

penis

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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