- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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