He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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