what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

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