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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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