- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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