A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

read this sentence again.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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