- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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