- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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