- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A man did not like this site

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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