- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

kennah campion... being nice

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