What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Noah is Smart.

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Small breasts.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Aodhan Hearty

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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