johann grayson being liked

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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penis

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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