Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Child Prostitution.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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