What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Jasper sucks.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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black people. that is all...

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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