Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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poop.........

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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