- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

poop.........

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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