- Anti Joke

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _| -' \ '####, ------- /____\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \\\\ || |||| ||// |||| |||| |||| /)/) //// //// ////. .' '. '. (_kOs))

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Religion

Hi my name is Bob

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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