Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Jasper sucks.

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Well, this is fun.

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