Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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penis

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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