- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a group of asians? China.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Like Harry Potter? Like anti-jokes? Check these out: http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38139-why-did-dumbledore-fall-off-the-astronomy-tower-because-snape-killed-him http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38140-knock-knock-who-s-there-you-know-you-know-who-call-him-voldemort-fear-of-a-name-increases-fear-of-the http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38141-a-black-kid-an-asian-kid-and-a-jewish-kid-walk-into-a-barrier-they-are-students-at-hogwarts-school

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Windows Vista

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is a dog? Bark

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops