- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 10:58

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's brown and sticky? A stick

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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