Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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