- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chocolate tastes good.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Child Prostitution.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's funny? Women's rights.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What what In the butt

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What's red and silly? A blood clot

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What's big? Jupiter.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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