Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Oh...okay, good.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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BIG PENIS

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