- Anti Joke

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Hitler

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A black succeeds

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11