Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Windows Vista

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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