You are the third derivative of the position function.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Black Poeple

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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BIG PENIS

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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AROUND

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Goat balls.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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