- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

If life hands you lemons Take them

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What is Jason? Black.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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