Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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BIG PENIS

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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AROUND

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Goat balls.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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I won the game.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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