What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Jasper sucks.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Well, this is fun.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

A black succeeds

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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