- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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