- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jokes r dumb

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

No.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Women's rights.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What time is it? 10:58

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

The Aristocrats

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