Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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