Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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