- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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