- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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