- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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