- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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