Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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