- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients