What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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