Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

sadf

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...