- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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