knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

batman farted so hes retarded

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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