- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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