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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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