- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Your big dick.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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