- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Death by kayak

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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