- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

12 niqqa 12.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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