- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

i have yougurt mit traktor

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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