You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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