- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Women's rights.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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