A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Turkey Balls

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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