Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats 1+1? window!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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