Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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