How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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womans having rights.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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