Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Tunechi

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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