knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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