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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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