asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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