Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Your're racist.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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