A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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