- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Pickles

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Detroit has a low crime rate

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Dwarf Shortage

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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