- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A pope meets another one

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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