roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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