Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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i saw amango it splootered

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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civil rights

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Anti Joke

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