- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How old are you? 7

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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