How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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