- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

batman farted so hes retarded

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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