- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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