- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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