- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

united we sit, cause we're fat

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Women's professional sports

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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