- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

bangers and mash?

I Have a Black Friend

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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