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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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